Valentine’s Day Quotes

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Valentine’s Day, also called Saint Valentine’s Day or the Feast of Saint Valentine, is celebrated annually on February 14. Originating as a Western Christian feast day honoring one or two early saints named Valentinus, Valentine’s Day is recognized as a significant cultural, religious, and commercial celebration of romance and romantic love in many regions around the world.

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Valentine’s Day Quotes

Romance is dead – it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. – Yeardley Smith

Unique Valentine’s Day Quotes

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was. – Charles M. Schulz

Valentine’s Day is a disaster. Any day that is designed to perfectly encapsulate something as messy and personal as two people in a romantic relationship would have to be. But in Night Vale it also kills people. This is called satire. – Joseph Fink

Valentine’s Day is an extraordinary moment for recalling the lasting power of a true love. – M.F. Moonzajer

Valentine’s Day is the poet’s holiday. – Ted Kooser

Valentine’s Day – a nice holiday because it’s the first day of the rest of your wife. – Milton Berle

Valentine’s Day gifts like teddy bears, chocolate and perfume are SO lame. How about be thoughtful and original? – Christopher Michael Cillizza

Valentine’s day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine’s Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone’s like ‘Oh, happy valentine’s day!’ I even got a Valentine’s Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago! – Greg Giraldo

Valentines Day is a day we celebrate real love. A love so strong that two hearts become one. Yeah, when you’re happy, she’s happy. And when you’re angry, she’s angry. And when you start wallowing in self-pity because your hotrod shop tanks and everybody’s against you so you start drinking. And then she moves out and goes and lives with her parents, pfft. Or was that the day after Valentines Day? Doesn’t matter. I’ll go get another one just like her. – Christopher Titus

Valentine’s Day is a perfect time to reject the idea that the ideal man is taller, richer, more knowledgeable, more renowned, or more powerful. – Stephanie Coontz

Valentine’s Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes. [..] I’ll buy some cookies, but NOT for Valentine’s Day. These cookies celebrate the February 14th birthday of Anna Howard Shaw, famed American suffragette. – Anna Howard Shaw

Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. – Roger Ebert

Valentine’s Day is definitely one of those days where it’s either awesome or it’s a downer. – Judah Friedlander

Valentine’s Day is devoted to love. Why don’t we have a day devoted to hatred? The raw, visceral hatred that is felt every hour of the day by ordinary people, but is repressed for reasons of social order. I think it would be very cathartic, and it would certainly make for an exciting six o’clock news. – George Carlin

Valentine’s Day is different for old people. At this age I receive chocolates in boxes shaped like artificial hearts. – Joan Rivers

Valentine’s Day is like Armistice Day – you declare a truce. – Milton Berle

Valentine’s Day is much more of a holy day of obligation for a guy in a relationship with a woman, because a woman has certain emotional expectations. Even if she doesn’t value Valentine’s Day, or views it as a corporate exercise, she still often wants her boyfriend or husband to go through the motions, just in case she values it. – Dan Savage

Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. – Lindsay Ellingson

Valentine’s Day is my mother’s birthday. If I’m wildly in love, I’ve sent people chicken hearts, which seems to appeal to the kind of person that I’ve been in love with. – John Waters

Valentine’s Day is one of those tricky celebrations where you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t. If you love it, you’re buying into a holiday created to sell greeting cards, bad bouquets, and shoddy love-themed stuffed animals. And if you’re opposed to it, you’re considered lonely and single and have clearly never had a valentine. – Dan Levy

Valentine’s Day is the biggest single day of the year, the biggest sale day of the year. – Jacques Torres

Valentine’s Day is the day all singletons like me dread. – Michelle McManus

Valentines Day is the day we celebrate real love. A love so strong that two hearts become one. And when she’s happy, you’re happy. And when she’s angry, you can still choose to be happy, ‘cos, what’s her deal ? You know, I’m happy. Why is she bringing me down, you know ? Oh great, now look, I’m getting all mad. I hope she’s happy. Happy Valentine’s Day. – Christopher Titus

Valentine’s Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. – Milton Berle

Valentine’s Day is the hardest day of the year for a woman to get out, but everybody who is anybody and single is out that night. – Patti Stanger

Valentine’s Day is the poet’s holiday. – Ted Kooser

Valentines Day is the Super Bowl of relationships. If you’re alone that night you didn’t make the cut. – Felipe Esparza

Valentine’s Day itself, like most holidays in the modern era, has been heavily influenced by commercialism that focuses on the appeal of romantic fantasies. – Aberjhani

Valentine’s Day purely commercial, cynical enterprise, anyway. Matter of supreme indifference to me. – Helen Fielding

Valentine’s Day: Rubbing singles’ noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. – Emma McLaughlin

Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. – Lewis Black

Valentine’s Day’s not for men. – Russell Westbrook

Oh, my Valentine! I want to wake up and enjoy every sunrise with you and vanish into your hand at the sunset of my life. – Debasish Mridha

On this Valentine’s Day, I like to whisper in your ear the silent songs of my heart. – Debasish Mridha

On Valentine’s Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamers and pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamingos and then barfed his guts up. – Carolyn Mackler

On Valentine’s Day, we are reminded what our relationships could be like the other 364. – Steve Maraboli

On Valentine’s Day, couples in Calgary can celebrate their love for each other with couples’ nude yoga – great way to get in shape and see a side of your partner you’ve never seen before and never want to see again. – Peter Sagal

On Valentine’s Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays-fear. – Dave Barry

Once, I was out of the house 93 days in a year. I was missing grandparents’ days at schools and kids’ birthdays and Valentine’s Day, not to mention the fact that when you’re on the road, you can’t get anything done. I had to learn to say ‘No,’ cut back on travel. – Jerry Spinelli

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. – Helen Rowland

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. – Donald M. Fraser

A holiday, the day I first named you, “friend.” – Mary Anne Radmacher

A lot of people don’t realize it, but I’ve a lot less success than I’ve have had success. – Kathy Valentine

A man can do only what he can do. But if he does that each day he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. – Albert Schweitzer

A man is only as good as what he loves. – Saul Bellow

Absolutely, there is a connection between food and love. I always say, when there’s love in my heart or I’m feeling particularly good, the food comes out that much better. And so I think Valentine’s Day is a special day. – Todd English

All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine’s Day simply shines a light on the degree to which that didn’t – or hasn’t yet – materialized. – Tracy McMillan

Although I believe affection and romance should be shown all year around, it’s always smart to have a good plan up your sleeve for Valentine’s Day. – Marcus Samuelsson

Although the traditional focus of Valentine’s Day is on women and the gifts they desire, this survey found that not only do men like to get gifts for Valentine’s Day, but they also like those gifts to be luxurious. Sixty-three percent of the people we surveyed agreed that this Valentine’s Day, Johnnie Walker Blue Label is a great gift for the men in their lives. – Christopher Parsons

And pluck till time and times are done the silver apples of the moon the golden apples of the sun. – William Butler Yeats

Any guy hates Valentine’s Day. Even if you’re in love, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. If you’re married, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs. – Vince Vaughn

Apollo has peeped through the shutter,
And awaken’d the witty and fair;
The boarding-school belle’s in a flutter,
The twopenny post’s in despair;
The breath of the morning is flinging
A magic on blossom and spray,
And cockneys and sparrows are singing
In chorus on Valentine’s day. – Winthrop Mackworth Praed

As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy. – Ralphie May

As the most romantic day of the year approaches, and as a brand that is uniquely male, we wanted to find out how men really feel about Valentines Day, and how they want to celebrate it. The Johnnie Walker Blue Label Luxury Survey tells us what gifts men really want versus what gifts women think men want for Valentine’s Day – and the reality is that we’re not as far apart as we like to think. – Christopher Parsons

As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine’s Day for me – as far as hooking up with the ladies. – Judah Friedlander

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. – Martha Stewart

Be it Valentine’s Day, Father’s Day or Mother’s Day, I feel all days are reminders of some feelings. February 14 doesn’t hold any special relevance for me. – Randeep Hooda

Because usually in the past when I was in a big band, that was all I did. – Kathy Valentine

Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason. …And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason, for anything. – Stephenie Meyer

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. – Groucho Marx

Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree. – Marian Wright Edelman

Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility. – Michael Douglas

But the Go-Go’s are a very original, kind of organic thing. – Kathy Valentine

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. – Oscar Wilde

Can we drop the pretense of Presidents Day and just call it I needed a long weekend because Valentines Day is garbage. – Anna Kendrick

Dad told Uncle Seth not to screw things up,” she informed me as we washed our hands. “He said even if Uncle Seth is famous, him getting a woman like you defies belief.” I laughed and smoothed down the skirt of my dress. “I don’t know about that. I don’t think your dad gives your uncle enough credit.” Brandy gave me a sage look, worthy of someone much older. “Uncle Seth spent last Valentine’s Day at a library. – Richelle Mead

Death, jewelry, or magic; it sounded like Valentine’s Day. – Laurell K. Hamilton

Do one act of kindness each day of the year and change 365 lives. – Anthony D. Williams

Do what you do. This Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year’s Eve, Twelfth Night, Valentine’s Day, Mardi Gras, St. Paddy’s Day, and every day henceforth. Just do what you do. Live out your life and your traditions on your own terms. If it offends others, so be it. That’s their problem. – Chris Rose

Don’t confuse [Father’s Day] with Valentine’s Day, and here’s why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don’t want it from their son. – Jon Stewart

Don’t you think I was made for you? I feel like you had me ordered – and I was delivered to you – to be worn. I want you to wear me, like a watch-charm or a buttonhole bouquet. – Zelda Fitzgerald

Especially around Valentine’s Day, it’s easy to find advice about sustaining a successful marriage, with suggestions for ‘date nights’ and romantic dinners for two. But as we spend more and more of our lives outside marriage, it’s equally important to cultivate the skills of successful singlehood. – Stephanie Coontz

Ever absent, ever near;
Still I see thee, still I hear;
Yet I cannot reach thee, dear! – Ferenc Kazinczy

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine’s Day gift for their mother? Doens’t that freak you out a little? It’s like, ‘I don’t know how to break this to you but I think she’s banging your dad!’ – Russ Meneve

Every day in our house is like Valentine’s Day. I’ve kept it traditional with what my dad has done with my mom. Every morning, I get up and I make coffee and I bring Giuliana coffee in bed. – Bill Rancic

Every now and then, a lot of bands doing the same kind of music will organically sprout up at once. – Kathy Valentine

Every Valentine’s Day growing up, my dad would give me a strawberry cream-filled chocolate heart from Russell Stover. – Lori Loughlin

Every Valentine’s Day, I pretend I don’t care. Like many of us, I say I don’t want the flowers or chocolates or a homemade card. How cheesy. I pretend that it’s over-the-top to want the person you like to make you a ridiculously nice dinner, or do some showy gesture, ala John Cusack with the boombox in ‘Say Anything.’ – Elizabeth Flock

Every Valentine’s Day, the student council sponsered a holiday fundraiser by selling roses that would be delievered in class. The roses came in four colors:white, yellow, red, pink, and the subtleties of thier meaning were parsed and analyzed by the female population to no end. Mimi had always understood it thus:white for love, yellow for friendship, red for passion, and pink for a secret crush. – Melissa de la Cruz

Every year of my life, my dad has sent me a Valentine’s Day gift. Whether I was in the same house or across the country, he always sent something. – Sevyn Streeter

February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine’s Day on the 14th. I know it’s still a ways off, but I just can’t wait. Janice, if you’re watching, will you make me the happiest man in the world and get out of my apartment? – Ed Helms

Feminism is a political mistake. Feminism is a mistake made by women’s intellect, a mistake which her instinct will recognize. – Valentine de Saint-Point

For me, one of the toughest things about Valentine’s Day is that it gets geared up as the day to profess your love. See, T-E-S-T – that’s a bad word that doesn’t go with L-O-V-E. – Matthew McConaughey

For true love is inexhaustible; the more you give, the more you have. And if you go to draw at the true fountainhead, the more water you draw, the more abundant is its flow. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

For Valentine’s Day, I wrote my crush a song and had it professionally recorded. I never released it, though, because I wanted it to be a song just for her. I thought it would be more special that way. – Cody Simpson

Forget the Valentine’s Day chocolates and roses, the handful of congressional lawmakers whose startling votes for CAFTA pushed this slimy deal through Congress appear to have received campaign cash as a reward for the corporate dangerous liaisons, and many of the voters whose hearts they broke are considering permanent separations from these congressional betrayers of their interests. – Lori Wallach

Friendship is constant in all other things, save in the office and affairs of love. – William Shakespeare

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce. – Voltaire

Galentine’s Day is the day before Valentine’s Day. People sometimes think, ‘Oh, it’s a replacement for Valentine’s Day.’ But it’s not. You can celebrate Galentine’s and Valentine’s. And it comes from the sitcom ‘Parks And Recreation’… Amy Poehler’s character created this holiday because she wanted a day to celebrate her girlfriends. – Kayleen Schaefer

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let’s kiss afresh, as when we first begun. – Robert Herrick

Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more. – Catullus

God wants us to have love. We must be careful not to settle for sex. – Max Anders

Good morrow, ’tis Saint Valentine’s Day, All in the morn betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your valentine. – William Shakespeare

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. – Thomas Szasz

Happy Valentine’s day sir! Next year, happy anniversary na yan ha. – Toni Gonzaga

Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. Valentine’s Day is often times a, well, it’s a manufactured day that really doesn’t mean anything. – Jon Stewart

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in. – Courteney Cox

How beautiful a day can be, when kindness touches it! – George Elliston

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. – Oscar Wilde

I believe you can make your better half feel special on any given day and turn it in Valentine’s Day. – Rithvik Dhanjani

I claim there ain’t Another Saint As great as Valentine. – Ogden Nash

I do not want horses or diamonds – I am happy in possessing you. – Clara Schumann

I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. – Unknown

I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn’t free any slaves. – Damien Lemon

I don’t find these technical things like flowers and chocolates romantic at all. I think Valentine’s Day makes no sense. – Alia Bhatt

I don’t really care too much about Valentine’s Day… I’ve never had a valentine or anything. I’ve always just spent it with my friends, so I don’t really have much expectation for Valentine’s Day. – Emma Roberts

I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad Valentine’s Day, I mean… c’mon, y’all know I never get a bad Valentine. Nah. Um, no, I’ve never really had – I don’t have a bad Valentine’s Day. I never really think… it doesn’t come up to my mind. – Prince Royce

I don’t want to spend the rest of my life giving speeches. – Colin Powell

I dust [your photo] carefully every morning, for to do so gives me the pleasant feeling that I’m caressing you as in the old days. I even touch your nose with mine to recapture the electric current that used to flush through my blood whenever I did so. – Nelson Mandela

I enjoy celebrating Valentine’s Day. It’s a nice way to say you’re thinking about your family, someone special, or dear friends. – Camila Alves

I feel you not only on Valentine’s day but with every breath of every day. – Debasish Mridha

I finally understood what true love meant…love meant that you care for another person’s happiness more than your own, no matter how painful the choices you face might be. – Nicholas Sparks

I get letters every year from women who think Valentine’s Day is an empty exercise, but are ironically pretty exercised when their boyfriends neglect or forget it. – Dan Savage

I hate Valentine’s day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment. – Larisa Oleynik

I have a box of things from Becca, my high school girlfriend, and Vanessa; and each one of them was love. I have the notes, the valentines, 20 mixed tapes, all of it. It’s important to keep that stuff. – Oliver Hudson

I have always been regretting that I was not as wise as the day I was born. – Henry David Thoreau

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. – Alice Walker

I have many valentines. My mom and my sister and my directors. I got calls from all of them. And my friends. I respect what Valentine’s Day stands for because it is about love. – Michelle Trachtenberg

I have never celebrated Valentine’s Day in my life. – Radhika Apte

I have never once celebrated a Valentine’s Day as a romantic holiday. For me, it’s another opportunity to tell my kids or whoever how much I love them. I hang pink crepe paper and make heart-shaped pancakes! – Delilah

I have written a raucous valentine to a poet’s dream and agony. – Ben Hecht

I haven’t been approached to do anything, but I would certainly make room for it. It was a really fun time. – Kathy Valentine

I hope what’s different for not only the channel ‘It’s Grace’ 2014, but for the brand overall, is I hope to continue to expand into other areas of creative content and original content. We have ‘Camp Takota’ coming out on Valentine’s Day – we’re all so pumped for it! It’s so exciting! – Grace Helbig

I just filmed a movie with my boyfriend, an indie film called ‘Conception.’ And it’s kind of like an R-rated version of ‘Valentine’s Day.’ So it’s like all about eight couples, and me and my boyfriend play one of them together. And that was a lot of fun. – Sarah Hyland

I just think Valentine’s Day is a day to really appreciate the person you love, no matter who it is, and to spend time with them. I don’t think it’s all about fancy presents or whatever. I think it’s about spending that quality time with that special person. – Prince Royce

I like doing something romantic with a girl on Valentine’s Day, like making her dinner and keeping it simple. The more quality time, the better. – Spencer Boldman

I like perfume and flowers. – Donatella Versace

I like Valentine’s Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don’t dare let the day go by without making an offering, whether you mean it or not. Money exceeds affection. – Andy Rooney

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. – Esai Morales

I love love. Every day of my life is Valentine’s Day. When you’re a pathological narcissist, you have to fall in love with yourself every day. – Katya Zamolodchikova

I love romance. I’m a sucker for it. I love it so much. It’s pathetic. – Drew Barrymore

I love sushi. Once on Valentine’s Day, someone I was dating rocked up at the airport to pick me up with a bag of salmon because I love it so much. – Ella Eyre

I love Valentine’s Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. My favorite romantic comedy is ‘When Harry Met Sally.’ – Ginnifer Goodwin

I love Valentine’s Day. When you’re a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It’s like ‘TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT’. It’s Valentines galore! – Mike Birbiglia

I love you every day as if it is Valentine’s day. – Debasish Mridha

I met Rodney when I first moved to LA, so I’d say 20 years. He’s the eternal teenager. – Kathy Valentine

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes, after the day’s great sun. – Charles Hanson Towne

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine’s Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing. – Bradley Cooper

I think diamonds represent luxury, indulgence, and class. So any time you can incorporate a gift that is synonymous with all those attributes, you know the other person will love it. I would challenge someone to find something that better represents Valentine’s Day more than diamonds! – Chris Evans

I think it’s a reflection of the music business in general, which to me seems very fragmented. – Kathy Valentine

I think men and women will both agree that one of the perks of being single on Valentine’s Day is that you get to keep your money in your pocket. – Sevyn Streeter

I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I’ll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else. – Roald Dahl

I think that Valentine’s Day is only as good as you want it to be. You know, I don’t think it should be anything fancy, nothing crazy. As long as you’re spending time with that person that’s special, I think that’s a great Valentine’s Day. – Prince Royce

I think they should create a holiday for friends-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine’s Day is, maybe it’s a day to stay home and cry. – Elizabeth Meriwether

I think Valentine’s Day is one of those holidays like New Year’s where people develop such high expectations that even if it’s a decent day, it doesn’t live up, and it’s disappointing. – Brett Young

I treat my wife very differently than I treat my chums and my pals. I wouldn’t worry about calling them on Valentine’s Day, opening the door for them, or making sure they were OK. – Mike Huckabee

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I’d bring her flowers and candy. – Zac Efron

I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? – Zsa Zsa Gabor

I want to do things so wild with you that I don’t know how to say them. – Anais Nin

I wanted to do a set of love songs for Valentine’s Day so I went through my old material. I found myself scraping around the edges of good taste. – Tom Rush

I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week. – Bon Scott

I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I had a crush on. I bought her a box of Valentine’s Day chocolate. And I put it in her cubby with a note that said something like, ‘I am deeply in love with you, Your Secret Admirer.’ And I didn’t sign my name. – Steve Carell

I will be very grateful that I get to go out and play a song and get well paid for it. – Kathy Valentine

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. – Dion Boucicault

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. – Jonathan Swift

I would never date a girl who insisted that I cut you out of my life. It’s non-negotiable. You want a piece of all this fabulousness?” He gestured at himself. “Well, my best friend comes along with it. I wouldn’t cut you out of my life, Clary, any more than I would cut off my right hand and give it to someone as a Valentine’s Day gift.” “Gross,” said Clary. “Must you?” He grinned. “I must. – Cassandra Clare

I’d kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. – Cameron Diaz

I’m like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. – Susie Bright

I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. – Emma Goldman

Idealizing the reality of past romances won’t do you any favors as you face Valentine’s Day alone. – Amy Morin

If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine’s Day. – Don Rickles

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. – Lynda Barry

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – Dorothy Parker

If my Valentine you won’t be, I’ll hang myself on your Christmas tree. – Ernest Hemingway

If you can believe it, Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine’s Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine’s Day. I said no. – Cesar Romero

If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you. – Carmen Electra

If you have to do it, then you’re doing the right thing. – Kathy Valentine

If you would and you could brighten my northern sky. – Nick Drake

I’m a bit of a curmudgeon. I don’t like Valentine’s Day and New Year’s and Halloween. – Thomas Middleditch

I’m a hopeless romantic. I love love. My middle name is Love. Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday. I want to have a family and children. I am a sucker for every romantic comedy that comes out. – Jennifer Love Hewitt

I’m bad on Valentine’s Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o’clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I’m in Toys’R’Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing. – Jamie Foxx

I’m friends with Carla Olsen and she’s doing a lot of producing these days. She’s getting quite a little collection of records that she’s produced. She’s real busy. – Kathy Valentine

I’m hoping that with the high profile that the Go-Go’s are going to have over the next year, that if anybody is interested in what else I do, I’ll have something I can say that I do. – Kathy Valentine

I’m into all that sappy stuff – a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I’m kind of an old romantic. – Will Estes

I’m like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. – Susie Bright

I’m not alone, but I am lonely without you. – Mary Martin

I’m not really a fan of Valentine’s Day. I think it can be romantic doing nothing on Valentine’s Day. It’s more romantic than being given a big bunch of flowers that everyone else is doing. – Gabriella Wilde

I’m sentimental about many things: the lumpy feel of a baby’s unused feet, the metallic smell of the air before the first snow, the last scene in ‘It’s a Wonderful Life.’ But Valentine’s Day leaves me cold. – Nancy Gibbs

I’m single because I was born that way. – Mae West

I’m very Italian, so I love cooking for friends. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day and my boyfriend and girlfriends’ boyfriends are away, or someone’s in town, or someone had a baby, I cook. – Sofia Milos

In a recent Valentine’s Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that – oh, who cares? – Amy Poehler

‘In Bruges’ featured two hit men on a chatty stroll in Belgium, and certain people’s passion for it is fit for Valentine’s Day. But it was Tupperware Tarantino to me. – Wesley Morris

In February when my garden is barren of flowers, you are the only flower blooming in my heart. I cherish you and adore you with all of my heart because you are my Valentine. – Debasish Mridha

In nine cases out of ten, a woman had better show more affection than she feels. – Jane Austen

In Valentine’s Day or in any other day, the brightest star is not Venus or Jupiter but the very love in people’s heart! – Mehmet Murat Ildan

In women everything is heart, even the head. – Jean Paul

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. – Lewis Grizzard

Is Valentine’s Day a day to make cupcakes with your children? No, Valentine’s is supposed to be a day about romantic love. – Ayelet Waldman

It doesn’t have to be on Valentine’s Day. It doesn’t have to be by the time you turn eighteen or thirty-three or fifty-nine. It doesn’t have to conform to whatever is usual. It doesn’t have to be kismet at once, or rhapsody by the third date. It just has to be. In time. In place. In spirit. It just has to be. – David Levithan

It goes Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day. Is that fair to anyone who’s alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn’t get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year’s, boom! There’s Valentine’s Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine’s Day just called, ‘Who could love you?’ – Laura Kightlinger

It was February sixth: eight days until Valentine’s Day. I was dateless, as usual, deep in the vice grip of unrequited love. It was bad enough not having a boyfriend for New Year’s Eve. Now I had to cope with Valentine datelessness, feeling consummate social pressure from every retailer in America who stuck hearts and cupids in their windows by January second to rub it in. – Joan Bauer

It was V-day and I was stuck at home while the guy I was dating was at an Anti-Valentine’s Day party. How wrong was that? It was one thing to be totally alone on V-day, but another to want to be with someone who would rather spend the evening protesting love instead of making it. – Kate Madison

It’s funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren’t allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine’s Day, just because it has to be able to play forever. – Hannah Simone

It’s hard to think it’s important to try out as cheerleader when you’re starring on Broadway. But you do kind of miss the things that I now see my children doing. I’m just happy they are not actors. The Valentine’s Day dance is really important. Pitching in Little League is very important. And the medals and the scouts are really important. – Bonnie Bedelia

It’s kind of like family. I can’t say that we go out to lunch and to the movies every day with each other. Everyone’s fully grown adult women with lives. – Kathy Valentine

It’s often just enough to be with someone. I don’t need to touch them. Not even talk. A feeling passes between you both. You’re not alone. – Marilyn Monroe

It’s very different than it use to be. I think everybody has a lot more experience in how to be in a relationship – whether it’s a marriage or a significant other or a business or a friend. – Kathy Valentine

I’ve always had horrible Valentine’s Days. – Rebecca Hall

I’ve realized that although Valentine’s Day can be a cheesy money-making stint to most people, it’s a day of expressing love across the world. It doesn’t have to only be between lovers, but by telling a friend that you care, or even an old person that they are still appreciated. – Reeva Steenkamp

I’ve struggled just as much as anyone else. – Kathy Valentine

January is the best time of year for gym owners. You all come. It’s great! And then, by Valentine’s Day, you’re not coming in anymore. – David Kirsch

Just stop it. Seriously. Whatever it is. Just stop it. If only for an hour, a day, a week. Stop doing it long enough to get a glimpse of what the change would actually look like. – Mary Anne Radmacher

Kids need stuff which is different than what their life is that they can kind of live through. – Kathy Valentine

Love attracts, connects, builds and frees the beauty of humanity. Happy Valentines Day. – Eugenia Herlihy

Love is a courageous device, it gives you the ability to see things in a positive way. Happy Valentines Day. – Eugenia Herlihy

Love is a sweet aroma, it fills the room with a wonderful atmosphere. Happy Valentines Day. – Eugenia Herlihy

Love is an act factor not just a lip service. Show love to someone today. Happy Valentines Day. – Eugenia Herlihy

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another. Happy Valentines Day. – Thomas Merton

Mother’s Day is a torment if your mother is dead. Valentine’s Day is a torment if you don’t got one. And at some point in our lives, we will be tormented by Valentine’s Day even if we’re relatively lucky in love. – Dan Savage

Must, bid the Morn awake!
Sad Winter now declines,
Each bird doth choose a mate;
This day’s Saint Valentine’s.
For that good bishop’s sake
Get up and let us see
What beauty it shall be
That Fortune us assigns. – Michael Drayton

My best Valentine’s Day was when someone gave me a teddy bear. It was a really, really big bear! – Dinah-Jane Hansen

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to. – Rita Rudner

My granddaddy on my momma’s side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine’s Day, I remember him buying a red carnation for my grandmomma, my momma and my sister. That was something you could count on every year. – Josh Turner

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We’ll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. – Arthur Frederick Saunders

My heart wont let you go, and I need you to know, I miss you. – Miley Cyrus

My heart’s in the right place. I know, ‘cuz I hid it there. – Carrie Fisher

My ideal Valentine’s Day is spending it with someone you are in love with and for that someone to make you feel loved and appreciated. – Candice Swanepoel

My perfect Valentine’s Day would be coming home to a giant box waiting for me, and it has a gorgeous dress and high-heeled shoes and a handbag. And someone’s waiting to do my hair and makeup. You can tell I’ve been in too many romantic comedies. – Judy Greer

My son really has the spirit of Valentine’s Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. – Milton Berle

My wife Margaret is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. – Ryne Sandberg

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, “Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul.” That’s just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. – Milton Berle

Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart. – Charles Dickens

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. – Phyllis Diller

New Year’s Eve to Valentine’s Day is our peak season, and in many ways, Valentine’s Day is our Christmas. Everybody in the world makes the same three New Year’s resolutions: health, career and money, and love. – Sam Yagan

Night is certainly more novel and less profane than day. – Henry David Thoreau

No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along! – Joyce Brothers

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. – Henry A. Kissinger

Non-Muslims in Saudi Arabia can only celebrate Valentine’s Day behind closed doors. Apparently, this has led to a huge black market for flowers and wrapping paper. – John Niven

Nothing has ever been so painful or delicious as being so close to him and being unable to do anything about it: like eating ice cream so fast on a hot day you get a splitting headache. – Lauren Oliver

Obviously, the hit singles get the biggest reaction – that’s when you can see people really getting excited. – Kathy Valentine

Oh, do give yours to me; We’ll lock them up together, And throw away the key. – Arthur Frederick Saunders

Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse. – Yip Harburg

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. – Khalil Gibran

One of the major dangers of being alone in February is the tendency to dwell on past relationships. Whether you’re daydreaming about that ‘one that got away,’ or you’re recalling the fairy tale date you went on last Valentine’s Day, romanticizing the past isn’t helpful – nor accurate. – Amy Morin

Only that day dawns to which we are awake. – Henry David Thoreau

Open your life wide, and take me in forever. I will never be tired-I will never be noisy when you want to be still…nobody else will see me, but you-but that is enough-I shall not want any more. – Emily Dickinson

Out of the depths of my happy heart wells a great tide of love and prayer for this priceless treasure that is confided to my lifelong keeping. You cannot see its waves as they flow toward you, darling, but in these lines you will hear…the distant beating of its surf. – Mark Twain

Part of obedience to the Golden Rule is knowing how to respond once you’ve behaved in an unloving way. – Doug McIntosh

People love in different ways. You may have a man who brings you flowers every Monday but doesn’t give two hooty-hoots about Valentine’s Day. Just because he doesn’t give you a valentine doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you! – Jada Pinkett Smith

People value Halloween, like Valentine’s Day, because they can tell themselves that it’s not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim. – Amity Shlaes

Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today, but the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime. – Dale Carnegie

Right,’ he said, sitting on Harry’s ankles, ‘here is your singing Valentine: His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,  His hair is as dark as a blackboard.  I wish he was mine, he’s really divine, The hero who conquered the Dark Lord. – J.K. Rowling

Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done. – Evelyn Laye

She turned and bolted out the door. She had learnt an important lesson – When a man paid ‘for’ you…you paid ‘to’ him. It was her first Valentine slaughter. – Mallika Nawal

Shirley Valentine is a beautiful character and so well written. What Shirley speaks and thinks is so logical. – Loretta Swit

Since Chip and I try to go on a date night once a week, we don’t feel the need to keep holidays like Valentine’s Day all to ourselves. We set the table fancy, we all get dressed up, and we serve a big, beautiful candlelight dinner. It’s our kids’ favorite, too. – Joanna Gaines

So I’m delighted to open up a bit about these particular details, in honor of Valentine’s Day (when every balding, chubby, and short actuary wants people – especially the babes out there – to know about his studly past. – Zack Love

Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to Arbor Day to Christmas to Valentine’s Day, are in one way or another about being thankful. – Jonathan Safran Foer

That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. – Bill Cosby

That’s one of those things about being a computer science major: Valentine’s Day is just another day. – Jawed Karim

The 30-year-old male is about as far away from Valentine’s Day as you can get in the human experience. – Topher Grace

The best thing about Valentine’s Day is that if you don’t have a lover, you badly remember to get one! – Mehmet Murat Ildan

The first album is a classic record and I think the prototype of a sound that no one else does. – Kathy Valentine

The most important things are the hardest to say. – Stephen King

The most popular Valentine’s Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800’s, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a broken heart. They also thought if you’re going to be alone, who cares if you get fat. – Craig Ferguson

The new material fits very comfortably with the older stuff. – Kathy Valentine

The older theory was, marry an older man because they’re more mature. But the new theory is men don’t mature. Marry a younger one. – Rita Rudner

The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day on February’s shirt: he or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid, antsy February has cause for celebration, indeed. – Tom Robbins

The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all. – Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. – Ann Landers

The two qualities which chiefly inspire regard and affection are that a thing is your own and that it is your only one. – Aristotle

The very nature of kindness is to spread. If you are kind to others, today they will be kind to you, and tomorrow to somebody else. – Sri Chinmoy

The whole Valentine’s thing is fine, but you don’t back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable. – Lewis Black

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion. – Paulo Coelho

There were two main points I wanted to get across in Valentine, the first being that yes, Valentine’s Day is an arbitrary day, but why would you not take that excuse to celebrate love? The second point. . .since it is just an arbitrary day. . .why not treat every day like Valentine’s Day? – Kina Grannis

They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don’t think it’s possible for you to miss me as much as I’m missing you right now. – Edna St. Vincent Millay

This day I see that pretty much all my correspondences are love letters. – Mary Anne Radmacher

This Valentine’s Day won’t be special at all since I’m working a 12-hour shift. It’ll be spent mostly wrestling and training. Quite frankly, we’ve just been so incredibly busy we haven’t had time to think about it. – Misty Haven

Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear. – Henry Van Dyke

‘Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come. – Lord Byron

To all lovebirds, enjoy each other’s company and most importantly enjoy your special day. – Eugenia Herlihy

To know the pain of too much tenderness. – Khalil Gibran

To me, Valentine’s Day is not merely limited to a lover but speaks of universal love. – Dimple Kapadia

Today the House has a chance to give 25 million married couples the best Valentine’s Day gift possible, elimination from the most unfair of taxes, the marriage tax penalty. – Jerry Weller

Today’s Valentine’s Day. There’s a whole day devoted solely to love. Does that make any sense? Nah. Love makes us all crazy. But it’s fun too. – Lisa Greenwald

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. – Ana Claudia Antunes

Usually, Valentine’s Day comes and goes with just a day or two of news media attention to courtship and marriage. – Stephanie Coontz

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere. – Tim McGraw

We always have a good time playing, and I’m glad it shows. – Kathy Valentine

We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. – Luciano De Crescenzo

We only get together when there’s a good reason. Like, last summer, we didn’t really intend to go out, but we thought the B-52’s tour was a good opportunity. – Kathy Valentine

We started in 1976, jamming, and we played our first show on Valentine’s Day 1977, so we can mark 40 from there, or we can mark 40 from 1979 when we did our first record. – Kate Pierson

What cannot letters inspire? They have souls; they can speak; they have in them all that force which expresses the transports of the heart. – Heloise

What compels the Hindu right’s volcanic reaction to Valentine’s Day? Some of its members have protested that the holiday is the product of a ‘rotten imported culture’ from the West. – Elizabeth Flock

What I find most disturbing about Valentine’s Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. – Lewis Black

What the heart gives away is never gone … It is kept in the hearts of others. – Robin St. John

What was that? Valentine’s Day? Her heart gave a little skip at the thought, she had never spent it in a romantic way before, usually, the day meant sending and receiving cute Cupid cards and heart-shaped sugar candies, but it was all in a platonic celebration of friendship. This time, it would not be like that, it would be … special. – E.A. Bucchianeri

When I ask you to be my valentine, I’m not asking you to love me. I’m simply asking you to accept tokens of my love for you. – Richelle E. Goodrich

When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine’s Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook. – Evangeline Lilly

When I retired from the NFL, my son was born on my birthday two weeks later, which is Valentine’s Day. Imagine having a son born on your birthday. – Jim Kelly

When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine’s Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath. – Tom Cullen

When I was 19, I celebrated my first Valentine’s Day while being in a relationship. I was so excited, but didn’t know what the rules were. What should I get him, or was I even supposed to get him something? – Carly Craig

When we finished the tour we had been writing together for a year. We moved forward from there and have just now finished our record. We’re having a new record out in the Spring. – Kathy Valentine

When you are kind to others, it not only changes you, it changes the world. – Harold S. Kushner

When you miss me just look up to the night sky and remember, I’m like a star; sometimes you can’t see me, but I’m always there. – Jayde Nicole

When you wake up and see the whole creation is my valentine, the country is my valentine, the Divinity is my valentine, knowledge is my valentine then Valentine’s Day will never end for you. All 365 days is Valentine’s Day. That is how I feel – everyday is Valentine’s Day. – Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. – Albert Einstein

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. – Christopher Plummer

Yes, twenty-seven million in slavery is a lot of people, but it is just .0043 percent of the world’s population. Yes, $23 billion a year in slave-made products as services is a lot of money but it is exactly what Americans spent on Valentine’s Day in 2005. If humans trafficking generates $32 billion in profits annually, that is still a tiny drop in the ocean of the world economy. – Kevin Bales

You are a pure fresh flower in the garden of my heart. – Debasish Mridha

You are a work of art. – Steven Morrissey

You are the best thing that’s ever been mine. – Taylor Swift

You are, and always have been, my dream. – Nicholas Sparks

You can hear the Celtic heartbeat all over Europe and America, from Bing Crosby to Jack White, from the Smiths to My Bloody Valentine, from House of Pain to Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. – Rob Sheffield

You can’t stop loving or wanting to love because when it’s right it’s the best thing in the world. When you’re in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete. – Keith sweat

You have not lived today until you have done something for someone who can never repay you. – John Bunyan

You need eight hugs a day. You’ll be happier and the world will be a better place. – Paul J. Zak

You need to do the little things in marriage to keep your marriage close and we always leave notes around the house for each other to let the other know that we love them. Sometimes I find a note on the window of my car left by Watts and it says ‘I love you.’ Valentine’s (Day) is all the time for us; it’s not a one-day event. We just happened to get married on Valentine’s Day because it is easier for Watts to remember his anniversary. – Kay Vaughan

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! – Dolly Parton

Romantic Valentines Day Quotes

I love thee – I love thee,
‘Tis all that I can say,
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. – Thomas Hood

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! – Scott Adams

I love you like a fat kid loves cake! – Scott Adams

I love you more than I could ever promise because you take me the way I am. – Ingrid Michaelson

I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you. – Ben Folds

I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. – Roy Croft

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. – John Keats

I love you. I honestly love you. – Olivia Newton-John

I loved you yesterday. I love you still. I always have and I always will. – Tim Walters

Love and a cough cannot be hid. – George Herbert

Love asks nothing in return, but seeks those who need it. And who needs our love more than those who are consumed with hatred and are utterly devoid of love. – Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Love conquers all things. – Virgil

Love consists in desiring to give what is our own to another and feeling his delight as our own. – Emanuel Swedenborg

Love cures people – both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. – Karl A. Menninger

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love does not rule; but it trains, and that is more. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love doesn’t make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. – Elizabeth Bowen

Love doesn’t grow on trees like apples in Eden – it’s something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too. – Joyce Cary

Love gives without taking. – Erica Jong

Love has no boundary, no limitation of good will. – David B. Haight

Love has no other desire but to fulfill itself, but if you love and must needs have desires, let these be your desires. – Khalil Gibran

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion. – Honore Gabriel Riqueti, comte de Mirabeau

Love is a beautiful red rose given for no apparent reason. – Unknown

Love is a bird… she needs to fly. – Madonna Ciccone

Love is a burning thing and it makes a firey ring. – Johnny Cash

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. – Voltaire

Love is a condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. – Robert Heinlein

Love is a game that two can play and both win. – Eva Gabor

Love is a gift of one’s inner most soul to another so both can be whole. – Gautama Buddha

Love is a hard rock between two people and can’t be torn apart. – Lillian Gish

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. – John Lennon

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. – William Shakespeare

Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. – Madame de Stael

Love is an image of God, and not a lifeless image, but the living essence of the divine nature which beams full of all goodness. – Martin Luther

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. – Robert Frost

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. – Arthur Dewar, Lord Dewar

Love is as strong as death; its jealousy as unyielding as the grave. It burns like a blazing fire; like a mighty flame. Many waters cannot quench love, rivers cannot wash it away. – Solomon

Love is being stupid together. – Paul Valery

Love is blind but after experiencing it for a long time you should become familiar with some particular spots. – Unknown

Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. – Alexander Smith

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. – Aristotle

Love is happiness given back and forth. – Unknown

Love is intended to last longer than time, to span the veil of death and continue everlastingly. – Robert L. Milett

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. – Leo Buscaglia

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. – Helen Keller

Love is like a river, never-ending as it flows, but gets greater with time!. – Unknown

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. – Jules Renard

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away. – Dorothy Parker

Love is metaphysical gravity. – Richard Buckminster Fuller

Love is missing someone whenever you’re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you’re close in heart. – Kai Knudsen

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. – Judith Viorst

Love is not a matter of counting the years… But making the years count. – Michelle St. Amand

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. – Raphael Montanez Ortiz

Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds. – William Shakespeare

Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do. – David Wilkerson

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin – it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring. – S. J. Perelman

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. – William Somerset Maugham

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another. – Thomas Merton

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. – Vincent van Gogh

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. – Robert A. Heinlein

Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else. – Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Love is the beauty of the soul. – Saint Augustine

Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time: effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end. – Germaine De Stael

Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. It’s eternal goal is life. – Smiley Blanton

Love is the magician that pulls him out of his own hat. – Ben Hecht

Love is the magician that pulls the man out of his own hat. – Ben Hecht

Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. – Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Love is the poetry of the senses. – Honore de Balzac

Love is the salutation of the angel to the stars. – Victor Hugo

Love is the seed of all hope. It is the enticement to trust, to risk, to try, to go on. – Gloria Gaither

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. – Mignon McLaughlin

Love is the total absence of fear. Love asks no questions. Its natural state is one of extension and expansion, not comparison and measurement. – Gerald Jampolsky

Love is the very essence of the gospel. – Thomas S. Monson

Love is thinking about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself. Can you guess who I’m thinking about? – Anonymous

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends. – Barbara Johnson

Love is what you’ve been through with somebody. – James Thurber

Love is when each person is more concerned for the other than for one’s self. – David Frost

Love is when the desire to be desired takes you so badly that you feel you could die of it. – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own. – Jackson Brown, Jr.

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. – William Shakespeare

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. – Zora Neale Hurston

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile. – Sean Connery

Love me tender, love me sweet, never let me go. – Elvis Presley

Love never asks what benefit it will derive from love. Love from its very nature is a disinterested thing. It loves for the creature’s sake it loves, and for nothing else. – Charles Spurgeon

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. – Anais Nin

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings. – Anais Nin

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination full of hope. – Maya Angelou

Love seeks one thing only: the good of the one loved. It leaves all the other secondary effects to take care of themselves. Love, therefore, is its own reward. – Thomas Merton

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. – Christina Rossetti

Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it’s just another way to bleed. – Laurell K. Hamilton

Love that does not renew itself every day becomes a habit and in turn a slavery. – Khalil Gibran

Love the people with whom fate brings you together. – Marcus Aurelius

Love transports mortal beings to the existential plane of spiritual eternity transcending the emotional, mental, and physical limitations of an inaccurately perceived finite existence. – Ken Poirot

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren’t even there before. – Mignon McLaughlin

Love was just a word to me. Until you came along and gave it meaning. – James Earl Jones

Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey. – Lord Byron

Love withers under constraints: its very essence is liberty: it is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy, nor fear. – Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love withers with predictability; its very essence is surprise and amazement. To make love a prisoner of the mundane is to take its passion and lose it forever. – Leo Buscaglia

Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle. – Crystal Middlemas

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. – Ambrose Bierce

Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere. They’re in each other all along. – Rumi

Love’s gift cannot be given, it waits to be accepted. – Rabindranath Tagore

A baby is born with a need to be loved – and never outgrows it. – Frank A. Clark

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. – Thomas Moore

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. – Frank Morgan

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. – Ingrid Bergman

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. – Rupert Brooke

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. – Latin proverb

A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. – Amelia Earhart

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. – Ralph Washington Sockman

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. – Stendhal

A world without love is a deadly place. – Helen Fisher

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart. – Marcus Aurelius

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. – C. S. Lewis

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. – Ovid

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. – Andre Breton

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love. – Leo Tolstoy

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day. – Mickey Rooney

And all along I believed I would find you. Time has brought your heart to me. I have loved you for a thousand years. I’ll love you for a thousand more. – Christina Perri

And love makes one calmer about many things, and in that way, one is more fit for one’s work. – Vincent Van Gogh

Anyone can be passionate but, it takes real lovers to be silly. – Rose Franken

Are we not like two volumes of one book? – Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. – William Shakespeare

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. – Laozi

Better to have loved and lost than to live with regret. – Big Pun

Clouds never get tired of giving rain to us; and you, you must never get tired of giving your love! Valentine’s Day is a day to remember to give more, to love more, it is a day to behave like a heavy rain! – Mehmet Murat Ildan

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be. – William Wordsworth

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. – Samuel Lover

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. – Oscar Wilde

Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt I love. – William Shakespeare

Each day you must choose, the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. – Eric Mangini

Each moment of a happy lover’s hour is worth an age of dull and common life. – Aphra Behn

Every day is Valentine’s Day! I’m a hopeless romantic. – Hector Elizondo

Every man wants to feel that his woman would love him apart from anything else. – George Weinberg

Every moment I spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true. – Anonymous

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. – Judy Garland

For those who love… time is eternity. – Henry Van Dyke

For ye will know not love, if ye knoweth not your God. – Henrietta Newton Martin

For you see, each day I love you more Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. – Rosemonde Gerard

For you see, each day I love you more. Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. – Rosemonde Gerard

Fortune and love favor the brave. – Ovid

Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let’s kiss afresh, as when we first begun. – Robert Herrick, To Anthea: Ah, My Anthea!

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. – Robert Browning

Has anyone told you today just how awesome you are? – Anonymous

He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time he looks at the object beloved, drawing from it with his eyes and his mind those virtues which it possesses. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

He whom love touches not walks in darkness. – Plato

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. – Oscar Wilde

How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said. – Victor Hugo

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How many times do I love, again?
Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain
Unravelled from the trembling main
And threading the eye of a yellow star:-
So many times do I love again. – Thomas Lovell Beddoes

How precious you are in my life. I am forever grateful that God sent an angel to me. I love you most dearly. – Shae-Lynn Bourne

I advocate speaking words of love with all the sincerity that can be mustered, as frequently as possible. – Mary Anne Radmacher

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. – Dr. Seuss

I carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart) – E. E. Cummings

I detest ‘love lyrics.’ I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that people have been raised on ‘love lyrics. – Frank Zappa

I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. – John Green

I hate Valentine’s Day. I think every day should be a day of romance. Then, on Valentine’s Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love. – Ashton Kutcher

I like not only to be loved, but also to be told I am loved. – George Eliot

I like not only to be loved, but also to be told that I am loved. I am not sure that you are of the same mind. But the realm of silence is large enough beyond the grave. This is the world of light and speech, and I shall take leave to tell you that you are very dear. – George Eliot

I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand. – Linus Torvalds

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. – Henry Ward Beecher

I never knew that I could love someone the way that I love you. – Ben Rector

I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I’ll never love you any less than I do, right this second. – Kami Garcia

I still fall for you every day. – Anonymous

I think careful cooking is love, don’t you? The loveliest thing you can cook for someone who’s close to you is about as nice a valentine as you can give. – Julia Child

I thought of the words of the Renaissance philosopher Michel de Montaigne. “If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. – Josh Lanyon

I want to be everything you didn’t know you were looking for. – Anonymous

I want to inspire my husband. I want him to look at me and say: because of you I didn’t give up.

I wanted to kiss you like the waves kiss the shore under the blue sky. – Debasish Mridha

I won’t give up on us, even if the skies get rough. – Jason Mraz

If I could do all of that on February 14th, it would be a personal best for me. Something to share with my crew for the glory and the laughs, or to cheer up the next buddy of mine to get dumped or cheated on. – Zack Love

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you… I could walk through my garden forever. – Alfred Thompson

If I have not been both soothed by love and on the opposite extreme left devastated by it, I will never understand its power nor respect its majesty. – Craig D. Lounsbrough

If I say your voice is an amber waterfall in which I yearn to burn each day, if you eat my mouth like a mystical rose with powers of healing and damnation, If I confess that your body is the only civilization I long to experience… would it mean that we are close to knowing something about love? – Aberjhani

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love. – Maya Angelou

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. – A. A. Milne

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. – Michel de Montaigne

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than it was because he was he, and I was I. – Michel de Montaigne

I’ll love you, dear, I’ll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. – W. H. Auden

I’m anti-Valentine’s Day. I don’t believe – and this goes for anybody – your man shouldn’t love you for one day out of 365. He should love you 365 days out of the year. I want Valentine’s Day every day. – Carrie Underwood

I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. – John Green

In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two. – Erich Fromm

In love there are two things – bodies and words. – Joyce Carol Oates

In melody divine, my heart it beats to rapturous love, I long to call you mine. – Unknown

In your light I learn how to love. In your beauty, how to make poems. You dance inside my chest where no-one sees you, but sometimes I do, and that sight becomes this art. – Rumi

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. – John Bulwer

It is said that love and a cough cannot be hid. – Dorothy L. Sayers

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. – Christian Nestell Bovee

It is the special quality of love not to be able to remain stationary, to be obliged to increase under pain of diminishing. – Andre Gide

It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together … and I knew it. – Tom Hanks

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. – Vladimir Nabokov

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. – Laurence J. Peter

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. – Oscar Wilde

Kindness – that simple word. To be kind – it covers everything, to my mind. If you’re kind that’s it. – Roald Dahl

Kindness gives birth to kindness. – Sophocles

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. – E. E. Cummings

Life in abundance comes only through great love. – Elbert Hubbard

Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. – Victor Hugo

Like I’ve always said, love wouldn’t be blind if the braille weren’t so damned much fun. – Armistead Maupin

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. – Lord Byron

Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. – Fernando Pessoa

Marriage is not kickboxing, it’s salsa dancing. – Amit Kalantri

May we so love as never to have occasion to repent of our love! – Henry David Thoreau

Maybe I think you’re cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. – Ingrid Michaelson

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love. – William Shakespeare

Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle. – Marianne Williamson

Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way. – Aberjhani

Music is the best way for me to say I love you. – Mireille Mathieu

My love is deep; the more I give to thee, the more I have, both are infinite. – William Shakespeare

No good ever came from not talking. – Ken Poirot

No matter how much time and space may come between us, I still feel you. – Ken Poirot

No one will know what you mean by saying that ‘God is love’ unless you act it as well. – L. P. Jacks

No, nothing has the power to part me from you; our love is based upon virtue, and will last as long as our lives. – Voltaire

Not every effort at loving difficult people will have a positive ending… We don’t love people in hopes of a happy ending. We love them because it’s the right thing to do. – Doug McIntosh

Now a soft kiss – Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. – John Keats

Once in a lifetime you meet someone who changes everything. – Anonymous

Once in a while in the middle of an ordinary life love gives us a fairytale. – Anonymous

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – Judith Viorst

One forgives to the degree that one loves. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. – Oscar Wilde

One word
Frees us of all the weight and pain of life:
That word is love. – Sophocles

Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. – George Edward Moore

Our first and last love is self-love. – Christian Nestell Bovee

People live for love. They kill for love. They die for love. They have songs, poems, novels, sculptures, paintings, myths, legends. It’s one of the most powerful brain systems on Earth for both great joy and great sorrow. – Helen Fisher

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime. – Bette Davis

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. – Nicholas Sparks

Romantic Art: The Hearts Awakening – Bouguereau At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. – Plato

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your home is blessed because of you! – Anonymous

Sad thing is, you can still love someone and be wrong for them. – Elvis Presley

Since love grows within you, so beauty grows. For love is the beauty of the soul. – Saint Augustine

Since love is a magic, Valentine’s Day is the day of magicians! Whoever loves creates a magic; whoever is loved, a magic is created! – Mehmet Murat Ildan

Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing means absolutely everything to me. – Anonymous

so I love you because I know no other way than this: where I does not exist, nor you, so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep. – Pablo Neruda

So, fall asleep love, loved by me… for I know love, I am loved by thee. – Robert Browning

So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. – Paulo Coelho

Some emotions don’t make a lot of noise. It’s hard to hear pride. Caring is real faint – like a heartbeat. And pure love – why, some days it’s so quiet, you don’t even know it’s there. – Erma Bombeck

Soul meets soul on lovers’ lips. – Percy Bysshe Shelley

Summoning my inner Kojak, I tried to convince myself that she would have sat next to me even had there been somewhere else on the bus to sit. Unfortunately, I didn’t do a very good job of self-persuasion. Good thing I wasn’t in court suing myself, because I would have lost. – Zack Love

Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one whole. – Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. – Robert Browning

Tell me how much you know of the sufferings of your fellowmen and I will tell you how much you have loved them. – Helmut Thielicke

The arms of love encompass you with your present, your past, your future, the arms of love gather you together. – Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. – Albert Ellis

The beat of two hearts becomes one when intertwined in a passionate kiss – Lisa Marbly

The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them. – Thomas Merton

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart. – Helen Keller

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. – Jennifer Aniston

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. – Audrey Hepburn

The course of true love never did run smooth. – William Shakespeare

The definition of tragedy is when people do not communicate yet struggle to conceal the pain. – Ken Poirot

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. – Margaret Atwood

The essential question is not, however, how love began, but whether it is growing. – James Stalker

The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. – Blaise Pascal

The heart is forever inexperienced. – Henry David Thoreau

The highest act of love is the giving of the best gift, and, if necessary, at the greatest cost, to the least deserving. That’s what God did. At the loss of His Son’s life to the totally undeserving, God gave the best gift – the display of the glory of Christ who is the image of God. – John Piper

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. – George Edward Moore

The knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him. – Blaise Pascal

The love we give away is the only love we keep. – Elbert Hubbard

The minute I heard my first love story,
I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.
Lovers don’t finally meet somewhere.
They’re in each other all along. – Rumi

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed. – Jiddu Krishnamurti

The object of love is to serve, not to win. – Woodrow Wilson

The person determined to love others will always find a way to do so. – Doug McIntosh

The power of love is that it sees all people. – DaShanne Stokes

The reason why all men honor love is because it looks up, and not down; aspires and not despairs. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

The richest love is that which submits to the arbitration of time. – Lawrence Durrell

The right mixture of caring and not caring – I suppose that’s what love is. – James Hilton

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. – Victor Hugo

There ain’t no doubt in my mind that love is the finest thing around. – James Taylor

There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile. – Zig Ziglar

There is a time for risky love. There is a time for extravagant gestures. There is a time to pour out your affections on one you love. And when the time comes – seize it, don’t miss it. – Max Lucado

There is no remedy for love but to love more. – Henry David Thoreau

There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved. – George Sand

There is only one terminal dignity – love. – Helen Hayes

There’s a long life ahead of you and it’s going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. – Yoko Ono

They do not love that do not show their love. – William Shakespeare

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. – Bil Keane

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there’s moonlight all about and there’s no moon above. – Yip Harburg

Things must be felt with the heart. – Helen Keller

This fire that we call Loving is too strong for human minds. But just right for human souls. – Aberjhani

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. – Rumi

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky. – Rumi

This is what our love is––a sacred pattern of unbroken unity sewn flawlessly invisible inside all other images, thoughts, smells, and sounds. – Aberjhani

This was getting uglier by the minute, I thought. There really was no easy escape, since we were sitting far from the exit and the waiters knew me from prior dinner dates with Ashley and I hadn’t paid the tab yet. – Zack Love

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. – Arthur Wing Pinero

Through good or bad, ups or downs, better or worse you were always there to hold me up. Thanks for giving me the most wonderful ride of my life. – Anonymous

Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. – Henry Van Dyke

To love another person is to see the face of God. – Victor Hugo

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. – William Shakespeare

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. – Antoine De Saint-Exupery.

True love blooms when we care more about another person than we care about ourselves. – Anonymous

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. – Erich Segal

True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen with white hairs and is always young in the heart. – Honore de Balzac

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

True love stories never have endings. – Anonymous

True love stories never have endings. – Richard Bach

‘Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul. – Judy Garland

Two people in love, alone, isolated from the world, that’s beautiful. – Milan Kundera

Un-winged and naked, sorrow surrenders its crown to a throne called grace. – Aberjhani

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was. – Charles M. Schulz

Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate the joy of being in love. Unless you’re single & lonely then it’s called Laundry Day. – Dane Cook

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. I’ve fallen in love many times… always with you. What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.Dr. Seuss

We are most alive when we’re in love. – John Updike

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. – Sam Keen

We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

We loved with a love that was more than love. – Edgar Allan Poe

We must all suffer one of two things: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret or disappointment. – Jim Rohn

We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together. – Jean de la Bruyere

We say love is blind, and the figure of Cupid is drawn with a bandage around his eyes. Blind – yes, because he does not see what he does not like; but the sharpest-sighted hunter in the universe is Love for finding what he seeks, and only that. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love. – Robert Fulghum

What a lover’s heart knows let no man’s brain dispute. – Aberjhani

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. – Pearl Bailey

What this world needs is a new kind of army – the army of the kind. – Cleveland Amory

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. – Emily Bronte

Whatever you love most, be it sports, pleasure, business or God, that is your god! – Billy Graham

When I follow my heart it leads me to you. – Anonymous

When I have learned to love God better than my earthly dearest, I shall love my earthly dearest better than I do now. – C. S. Lewis

When I saw you I fell in love. And you smiled because you knew. – Arrigo Boito

When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people. – Abraham Joshua Heschel

When love is not madness, it is not love. – Pedro Calderon de la Barca

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care? – Lewis Grizzard

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. – Oscar Wilde

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. – Paulo Coelho

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. – Elizabeth Bowen

When you really want love you will find it waiting for you. – Oscar Wilde

When you’re in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. – Natalie Clifford Barney

Where there is great love there are always miracles. – Willa Cather

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. – Willa Cather

Where there is love there is life. – Mahatma Gandhi

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. – Boethius

You are always new, the last of your kisses was ever the sweetest. – John Keats

You are blessed doublee if you are in love – honeya

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. – Melanie Clark Pullen

You have captured my soul in a cocoon of love. My heart will be forever yours. – Shae-Lynn Bourne

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip. – Jonathan Carroll

You have touched my heart in so many ways with your gentle tenderness, I am lost forever in your love. – Shae-Lynn Bourne

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. – Boethius

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss

You know you’re in love when you stop comparing. – Mason Cooley

You make my heart skip a beat. – Anonymous

You want to believe that there’s one relationship in life that’s beyond betrayal. A relationship that’s beyond that kind of hurt. And there isn’t. – Caleb Carr

Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable. – Henry Ward Beecher

1st Valentine’s Day: 200,000 BC men and women congregate on opposite sides of Pangaea, waiting for someone to make the first move. – Kristen Schaal

For Him & Her

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses. – H. L. Mencken

Because when we love, we always strive to become better than we are. – Paulo Coelho

Come close to me baby. Let your love hold you. I know this world is crazy, but what’s it without you? – Common

Don’t wait until it’s too late to say I love you. – Stana Katic

I don’t really think of Valentines Day as much of a holiday, you should show love for people you care about everyday. – John O’Callaghan

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid. – Dorothy Parker

If you love yourself first, you will find your Valentine much quicker! – Mehmet Murat Ildan

It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men. – Mae West

Loving is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction. – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

My favorite place is inside your hug. – Anonymous

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave. – Calvin Coolidge

Spend some time alone every day. – Dalai Lama

Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate. – Plautus

The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you. – Rumi

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. – George Sand

Something that’s of common interest to every man, woman and child on the planet must surely be the notion of ‘Peace’. Without ‘Peace’ we cannot survive. Valentine’s Day is on the 14 February. Christmas Day is on the 25 December. Peace Day has been established by the United Nations on the 21 September, and the whole world is invited to participate. – Annie Lennox

Valentine’s Day Quotes For Husband

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a few times. – Rita Rudner

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. – Audre Lorde

Everyone says you only fall in love once but that’s not true because every time when I see you, I fall in love all over again. – Anonymous

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. – Albert Camus

I’m everything I am because you loved me. – Celine Dion

My husband melted my heart the day he asked me, “Can I participate in your wonder?” In whose wonder do you get to participate today? – Mary Anne Radmacher

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give you forever. – Nicholas Sparks

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. – Willa Cather

Your love is better than chocolate. Better than anything else that I’ve tried. – Sarah McLachlan

Valentine’s Day Quotes For Wife

I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

To be your husband was all I ever wanted; to be yours forever was all I ever dreamt. – Valerie Lombardo

I believe in you completely. You are my dearest one. My reason for life. – Ian McEwan

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Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

Ah, the often-dreaded month of February is among us! Cue endless memes about drinking wine, listening to Adele, being alone with your cats and eating pizza with pepperoni hearts. I thought this would be a good time to address the eminent feelings of loneliness that may sweep over you on February 14. Or, maybe they won’t sweep over you at all. Maybe you’ll just be really happy and will totally survive on the wine-Adele-cat-pizza memes. – Emily Perrott

All my wife wanted for Valentine’s Day was a little card – American Express. – Milton Berle

All you need is jewelry. – Anonymous

At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! – Joan Rivers

Don’t feel bad if you have a crummy Valentine’s Day. It (hopefully) won’t be worse than getting killed, confused with other people, and kicked off the general liturgical calendar — which is what actually happened to the real St. Valentine. – Aine Cain

Don’t want company on Valentine’s Day? That’s allowed, too, and perfectly fine. Be your very own Valentine. Light candles, run a bath, get the bubbles. Snuggle up with a favorite book, magazines, and a glass of wine. Relax. Sleep in. Buy yourself a gift. Do whatever it is that makes you feel good. You deserve to be well cared for and pampered. Who says you can’t be the one to do the pampering? – Vikki Ziegler

Doubt thou the stars are fire;
Doubt that the sun doth move;
Doubt truth to be a liar;
But never doubt I love. – William Shakespeare

Everything’s coming up roses – for me. – Ethel Merman

For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home. – Stephanie Perkins

Fuck Valentine’s day. You’re single and fabulous. – Anonymous

Guess what? There’s no law saying you must celebrate Valentine’s Day. Not since the last time I checked, anyway. If you find Valentine’s Day painful, corny, commercial, or plain old irritating, ignore it. Abracadabra, Valentine’s Day is gone. Poof! – Vikki Ziegler

Happy Valentine’s Day to those who have found love, in whatever shape or form, and to those who are still hunting, don’t give up. If you feel bad, send yourself a card. You must be worth it. – Jeanette Winterson

Here’s my problem. On Valentine’s Day the flowers are wilting and so am I. – David Letterman

I am not so curmudgeonly as to suggest that Valentine’s Day is a waste of time — although I do tend to think that most occasions you are instructed to enjoy by the greetings card industry tend not to live up to the occasion, simply by dint of the hype with which they come burdened. For those in a relationship who possess sufficient imagination and sensitivity to come up with the “right” gesture (a box of chocolates and a bunch of roses doesn’t really cut the ice any more), it can be a touching occasion, even if it is devalued by being compulsory. But in truth, it’s often a disappointment — and that’s for those who actually have, or receive, a Valentine. – Tim Lott

I don’t need a Valentine. I need Valentino.– Anonymous

I enjoyed some high school Valentine’s Day dances. But there were other times when I stood against the wall, wondering why no one wanted to boogie with me. And as a single young woman, I had years when the holiday meant long-stemmed roses and candlelight dinners and others that saw me playing Solitaire until bedtime. – Kathy Ide

I feel bad for people who die on Valentine’s Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand? – Jay Leno

I gave my girlfriend something she didn’t expect for Valentine’s day… Chlamydia. – Frankie Boyle

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, “Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!” Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. – Robert Orben

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine’s Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine’s Day. – Mo Rocca

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine’s Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. – Milton Berle

I love Valentine’s Day. Any day that’s set aside for love so that we can be kind to one another and treat each other with respect and go the extra mile and do some special things. That’s the way it needs to be, there’s too much hate in this world. – Steven Muse

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. – Paulo Coelho

I love you everyday not just on valentine’s day. – Anonymous

I love you with my heart, soul and the terrifying skeleton inside of me. – Anonymous

I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours. – Anonymous

I’d kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. – Cameron Diaz

If you go to Penn Station after work on Valentine’s Day, you can watch hordes of men panic en masse when they realize they don’t have enough time to purchase a single cellophane-wrapped rose and make their train. – Emily Sundberg

If you’re single, it’s so easy to get caught up in all of the romantic fanfare that is Valentine’s Day. And instead of waiting for Mr. Right, we settle for Mr. Right-Now — or Mr. Good-Enough-Bar. – Cheryl Dyer

I’m a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact. – Hugh Grant

I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. – Garry Shandling

Is it more important to love … or to be loved? Valentine’s Day is the occasion when you can experience both. – conjure

It’s been projected that Americans will spend over $13 billion this Valentine’s Day. And guys who forget Valentine’s Day will spend over $100 billion. – Conan O’Brien

It’s called Valentine’s Day, you moron. If you’re going to date a human, Dankmar, you need to remember their holidays. – Abbi Glines

I’d never done Valentine’s Day before. We didn’t celebrate it in Catholic School. I understood Valentine’s Day, as a concept. The naked baby shoots you with an arrow and you fall in love. – Trevor Noah

I’ve dreamed of this a thousand times before
in my dreams I couldn’t love you more
I will give you my heart
until the end of time
you’re all I need, my love, my Valentine. – Martine McBride

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine! – Chelsey Grasso

Let’s be real, Valentine’s Day is when people brag about all the things they received that day and when partners get a special shout-out on social media for being so sweet. It’s all about material things and shiny gifts, not about the actual relationship. – Nicole Yi

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. – Matt Groening

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. – Lynda Barry

Love is costly. To forgive in love costs us our sense of justice. To serve in love costs us time. To share in love costs us money. Every act of love costs us in some way, just as it cost God to love us. But we are to live a life of love just as Christ loves us and gave Himself for us at great cost to Himself. – Jerry Bridges

Love is just a chocolate substitute. – Melanie Clark Pullen

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time. – Henri Frederic Amiel

Love is making space in your life for someone else. – Anonymous

My wife and I won’t be celebrating Valentine’s Day this year. Valentine’s Day is about romance and 15 years together has tested that particular fantasy — like many others — to the limit. Real life has the upper hand. – Tim Lott

My wife could turn to me and she may say, ‘Why do you love me?’ And I can with all honesty look her in the eye and say, ‘Because our pheromones matched our olfactory receptors.’ – Robin Ince

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. – Milton Berle

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside Made in Taiwan! – Leopold Fechtner

New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what’s on the inside only to discover that Democrats are too often soft and gooey and Republicans are mostly nuts. – Bill Maher

Oft have I heard both youths and virgins say,
Birds choose their mates and couple too this day:
But by their flight I never can divine
When I shall couple with my valentine. – Robert Herrick

Oh God. valentine’s Day tomorrow. Why? Why? Why is (the) entire world geared to make people not involved in romance feel stupid when everyone knows romance does not work anyway. Look at (the) royal family. Look at Mum and Dad. – Helen Fielding

Oh here’s an idea: let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all. – Jimmy Fallon

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! – Thomas Hood

On Valentine’s Day, Americans spend $367 million on their pets. That seems like a waste. You don’t need to wine and dine your dog. Either way, he’s going to hump your leg. – Jimmy Kimmel

On Valentine’s Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. – Milton Berle

On Valentine’s Day, the Spirit Club plastered the school with red streamer sand pink balloons and red and pink hearts. It looked like Clifford the Big Red Dog ate a flock of flamingos and then barfed his guts up. – Carolyn Mackler

People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday. – Lil Wayne

Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright side, he DID surprise his wife for Valentines Day. – Conan O’Brien

Roses are wilting, Violets are dead, The sugar bowl is empty, and so is your head. – WeeKittyAndTAT

She was nice to him on Valentine’s Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. – Milton Berle

Shower your spouse with love on a daily basis, for when it comes to love, everyday is Valentine’s Day. – R. Hixon

Some McDonald’s restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine’s Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. – Conan O’Brien

Speaking of prisoners, this should be an interesting Valentine’s Day at the White House. For instance, will Donald Trump get flowers from Vladimir Putin? We don’t know. And what about his wife Melania? Will they spend the night together or will she remain trapped like Rapunzel at their apartment in New York? Melania has a new line of greeting cards. They carry them at CVS: “Happy Valentine’s Day” (open it) “Save Me.” – Jimmy Kimmel

Stay, little Valentine, stay,
Each day is Valentine’s day. – Lorenz hart

Sure, of all days that ever were dated,
Valentine’s Day is the fullest of news;–
Then ev’ry lass expects to be mated
And Cupid goes round collecting his dues! – Thomas Hood

The 99 Cent Only Store is calling itself your Valentine’s Day headquarters. Guys, if that’s your Valentine’s Day headquarters, you can also call the garage your new home. – Jay Leno

The funniest place to be on Valentine’s Day is the drugstore checkout line at around 7 p.m. The only place you’ll see desperation like that is at a casino in Vegas, standing in line for the ATM. – Jimmy Kimmel

The jewelry stores say, ‘Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,’ while wives tell you they love you with, ‘Ok, but just because it’s Valentine’s Day.’ – George Lopez

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. – Milton Berle

There is a lot of sentiment in the market that Valentine’s Day has become too commercialised. A lot of people are moving away from material products and looking at alternatives such as treating a partner to a day of chocolate making rather than buying a box of chocolates. – Camilla Turner

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single, flashing, throbbing moment. – Sarah Dessen

There’s a Goodwill store in Sarasota, Florida where they’re asking people who have been through a breakup recently to donate their ex’s old belongings for Valentine’s Day. It’s a great idea. They should rename themselves Good Riddance instead of Goodwill. – Jimmy Kimmel

This February 14th I declare V-Day; no, not V for Valentine … V for Victory over a longstanding holiday that has twisted the hearts and minds of all who have been unfortunate enough to have been brainwashed by its evil pull since first placing store bought cards into tiny shoeboxes in elementary school. V for Victory over greedy swine toying with the emotional well being of the public at large to increase profit margins. But most importantly, V for Victory over longstanding feelings of inadequacy and unhappiness based on an arbitrary date on a calendar. – Alexander Kern

To me, modern day Valentine’s Day is about as romantic as Roman men picking names from a bucket. It’s a day for people who need an excuse to feel in love. People who need a day to put aside all their issues and go out for dinner and hold hands and post a photo on Instagram to show everyone how happy they are. – Mary Gross

Today is February 14th – St. Valentine’s day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. – Jay Leno

Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you’re old. – Stephen Colbert

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day! Which means in 24 hours, guys all across the country will be telling their loved ones, “I thought you said we weren’t doing gifts this year.” – Jimmy Fallon

Valentine’s Day — the heart-shaped behemoth of a holiday — is almost upon us, and with it comes the stress of finding someone to spend those love-filled 24 hours with. – Sean Abrams

Valentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don’t like them… I don’t want my chokolate to have more fun than me. – Jay Leno

Valentine’s Day can bring scrutiny on and strain your relationship. Rather than a happy occasion, it can feel like a Law and Order interrogation. Where is this relationship going? Do you love me? Why do we argue so much? Why do my parents call you a bum? When are you going to get a better job? When are we going to get married? When will we live in the same city? Is a yak really a good pet? Who is that other person that’s sleeping in the bed with us? – Bruce Y. Lee

Valentine’s Day can prompt your favorite stalkers to reappear and step up their games, calling, texting or messaging you or sending lovely gifts that you then have to explain to your current significant other or your co-workers or your front desk person or the entire basketball stadium. – Bruce Y. Lee

Valentine’s Day is an awkward, sensitive holiday whether or not you have a significant other and, perhaps especially, if you are single. To be “without love” on a day designed to celebrate it as loudly and publicly as possible can make even the most secure single person question their life. – Alicia Eler

Valentine’s Day is celebrated a little differently here in L.A. Nobody eats chocolate because of the calories, so people give each other tofu-shaped boxes filled with bean curd. Then they fantasize about what their Pilates instructor would be like if he was straight. – Craig Ferguson

Valentine’s Day is certainly a happy occasion for many. An opportunity to spend a day with that special someone or, for some, someones. A time to generate more memories, show your love or feel loved. But for others, it’s anything but … even if you are in a relationship. For a number of people, the commercially designated day of love can actually cause stress, anxiety, unhappiness and even depression. – Bruce Y. Lee

Valentine’s Day is just a week away. Hold on until the big day, then stuff him with sugar. Maybe an overdose of high-glycemic goodies can help him see the light. – Darcy Lundeen

Valentine’s Day is like society collectively deciding to be politically incorrect toward single people. – Bruce Y. Lee

Valentine’s Day is the Christmas of Coupledom. – Tonilyn Hornung

Valentine’s Day is the one day when partners try to make up for their lack of romance on other days by going big when everyone’s watching. – Nicole Yi

Valentine’s Day is the worst. It is the most self-sabotaging, cut-your-nose-off-to-spite-your-face holiday we human beings have been stupid enough to come up with. This unmitigated annual disaster is devoted to celebrating, and so putting a microscope to, societal mores about what it means to be in romantic love. (And so also the even-more-fun part, hahaha — the lonely inverse!) – Dave Bry

Valentine’s Day is weird. A nude flying baby that shoots arrows isn’t a holiday. It’s a horror movie. – Jimmy Kimmel

Valentine’s Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. In place of bubble bath, use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid. Forget rose petals. Sprinkle the bed with sliced beets! – David Letterman

Valentine’s Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. – Anthony Jeselnik

Valentine’s Day: the day women all around the world wait eagerly to discover the new and wonderful ways their husbands and boyfriends will disappoint them. – Jimmy Kimmel

We’re now less than a week away from V-Day. Valentine’s Day is a test. It’s a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste $100 on flowers that on any other day of the year would cost you $30. – Jimmy Kimmel

What I’d like to know is how many fights/breakups/divorces occur because of Valentine’s Day compared to other days of the year? The men sit at home and wait in fear in case they’ve done the wrong thing. The women who didn’t receive flowers at work rush home snarling. There’s so much pressure on relationships on Valentine’s Day its practically unbearable. People all over the world are pushed into proposing when they’re not quite ready. I know this for a fact because I see them a few months down the line (they’re the guys who hit the office mid-March with the scared, wild-horse-like eyes that flick all over the room searching for exit points). – Allison Rushby

What’s Valentine’s Day about except the desperate search to find someone to spend Valentine’s Day with? It just shows that love has become a marketing campaign, like everything else. You buy into it and lose everything. – David Levithan

When I hear people complain about being single on Valentine’s Day, I always want to tell them that they’re not missing out on anything and that it’s just like Feb. 13 and 15. Because they’re not, and it is. If it really is a big deal to you, make the day about celebrating you instead of allowing yourself to feel bad. – Nicole Yi

When it comes to Valentine’s Day, guys are smart. They know what’s going on and that’s why, for them, it’s a day of fear. Guys have somehow evolved to the point where they are now able to cut through the emotional bullshit of the day to the truth–that Valentine’s Day is all about doing the “right thing” so no one yells at you. To keep out of trouble they buy the over-priced flowers, the heart-shaped goodies and the weekends away. Everyone’s happy. And the day over, they can breathe a sigh of relief. – Allison Rushby

When you’re in elementary school, Valentine’s Day is an obligatory dropping of cheap paper cards into construction-paper boxes in front of everybody’s desk. In high school, perhaps an elaborate purchase of helium balloons that you have to carry around awkwardly from math class to first lunch. By the time you reach adulthood, the magic is kinda gone. If you’re dating, you get to spend twice as much for the same meal at Intermezzo as you spent there last Saturday, and if you’re single, don’t even try to get a table; they’re booked. – Jason Johnson

While fewer are planning to celebrate Valentine’s Day this year, millions of shoppers will still make room in their budgets to spoil their loved ones. – Pam Goodfellow

Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January. – Jim Gaffigan

Women are cursed, and men are the proof. – Roseanne Barr

You are the ham to my sandwich, cheese to my macaroni, jelly to my peanut butter, milk to my cookies, cherry to my sundae, syrup to my pancakes, cinnamon to my sugar, hamburger to my fries, sugar to my tea. – Anonymous

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Valentine’s Day Quotes

From Wikiquote

  • For this was on seynt Volantynys day
    Whan euery bryd comyth there to chese his make.

    • Translation: For this was Saint Valentine’s Day,
      When every bird cometh there to choose his mate.
    • Geoffrey Chaucer, Parlement of Foules (1382).
  • To-morrow is Saint Valentine’s day,
    All in the morning betime,
    And I a maid at your window,
    To be your Valentine.
    Then up he rose, and donn’d his clothes,
    And dupp’d the chamber-door;
    Let in the maid, that out a maid
    Never departed more.

    • William Shakespeare, Hamlet (1600-02), Act IV, scene 5, line 48.
  • Saint Valentine is past;
    Begin these wood-birds but to couple now?

    • William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (c. 1595-96), Act IV, scene 1, line 144.
  • Hayle Bishop Valentine whose day this is
    All the Ayre is thy Diocese
    And all the chirping Queristers
    And other birds ar thy parishioners
    Thou marryest every yeare
    The Lyrick Lark, and the graue whispering Doue,
    The Sparrow that neglects his life for loue,
    The houshold bird with the redd stomacher
    Thou makst the Blackbird speede as soone,
    As doth the Goldfinch, or the Halcyon
    The Husband Cock lookes out and soone is spedd
    And meets his wife, which brings her feather-bed.
    This day more cheerfully than ever shine
    This day which might inflame thy selfe old Valentine.

    • John Donne, Epithalamion Vpon Frederick Count Palatine and the Lady Elizabeth marryed on St. Valentines day.
  • The rose is red, the violet’s blue
    The honey’s sweet, and so are you.
    Thou are my love and I am thine;
    I drew thee to my Valentine.
    The lot was cast and then I drew;
    And Fortune said it shou’d be you.

    • as printed in Gammer Gurton’s Garland (London, 1784).
  • On paper curiously shaped
    Scribblers to-day of every sort,
    In verses Valentines yclep’d,
    To Venus chime their annual court.
    I too will swell the motley throng,
    And greet the all auspicious day,
    Whose privilege permits my song
    My love thus secret to convey.

    • Henry G. Bohn, MS. From his Dictionary of Poetical QuotationsValentines.
  • Muse, bid the Morn awake!
    Sad Winter now declines,
    Each bird doth choose a mate;
    This day’s Saint Valentine’s.
    For that good bishop’s sake
    Get up and let us see
    What beauty it shall be
    That Fortune us assigns.

    • Michael Drayton, Additional OdesTo his Valentine.
  • Oft have I heard both youths and virgins say,
    Birds chuse their mates and couple too this day:
    But by their flight I never can devine
    When I shall couple with my valentine.

    • Robert Herrick, To his Valentine, on St. Valentine’s Day.
  • No popular respect will I omit
    To do the honour on this happy day,
    When every loyal lover tasks his wit
    His simple truth in studious rhymes to pay,
    And to his mistress dear his hopes convey.
    Rather thou knowest I would still outrun
    All calendars with Love’s whose date alway
    Thy bright eyes govern better than the Sun,—
    For with thy favour was my life begun,
    And still I reckon on from smiles to smiles,
    And not by summers, for I thrive on none
    But those thy cheerful countenance compiles;
    Oh! if it be to choose and call thee mine,
    Love, thou art every day my Valentine!

    • Thomas Hood, SonnetFor the 14th of February.
  • Oh, cruel heart! ere these posthumous papers
    Have met thine eyes, I shall be out of breath;
    Those cruel eyes, like two funereal tapers,
    Have only lighted me the way to death.
    Perchance thou wilt extinguish them in vapours,
    When I am gone, and green grass covereth
    Thy lover, lost; but it will be in vain—
    It will not bring the vital spark again.

    • Thomas Hood, A Valentine.
  • Hail to thy returning festival, old Bishop Valentine! Great is thy name in the rubric, Thou venerable arch flamen of Hymen. * * * Like unto thee, assuredly, there is no other mitred father in the calendar.
    • Charles Lamb, EssaysValentine’s Day.
  • Apollo has peeped through the shutter,
    And awaken’d the witty and fair;
    The boarding-school belle’s in a flutter,
    The twopenny post’s in despair;
    The breath of the morning is flinging
    A magic on blossom and spray,
    And cockneys and sparrows are singing
    In chorus on Valentine’s day.

    • Winthrop Mackworth Praed, Song for 14th of February.

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